By: Somesh Vasishth

Dear Manisha, congratulations on turning producer. Now when you're actually taking care of the finances, please return my hundred bucks I spent on watching your movie. Sorry to say but perhaps it's the only way I can vasool my money.

For all of you who don't have any better plans to kill your time or got enough money to splurge, here is the story.

Two girls, Maria (Manisha Koirala) and Baby (Sushmita Sen), with different visions (No I'm not talking about Manisha's glasses here) towards life end up together, hatch a plan to become rich (which backfires), beat the goons (God knows how) and live happily ever after.

How??? That's equally stupid too.

Thanks to a telephone cross connection, the duo get the number of a man who looted a bank of Rs 3 Crore.

Immediately, they hatch a blackmail ploy to rake in the moolah, which falls flat, amidst the cacophonic songs and senseless action, just like the movie itself.

There is no respite for Manisha Koirala as an actress either as Ms Sen steals the thunder in her own production.

Sushant Singh, Makarand Deshpande and Tinnu Anand also pitch in for this no-brainer.

After watching the film you wonder who is actually daft here, these two women or the men they overpower, or the audience who came to watch their stupid encounters.

Now don't ask me if it is an exhilarating comedy, a thriller or a chick flick because I'm unable to find out either.