Hrithik Roshan has a new name. The Kites actor is known as Swami Hrithikanand. Because lately every word that comes out of his mouth is about humanity from a high spiritual plane.

Even his tweets are preachy and make pseudo-sermons about 'healing humanity, ' 'embracing comp-assion' and 'nurturing mankind'.

Sniggering benefi-ciaries of this lavish charitable trust have secretly labelled our Kites hero, 'Swami Hrithikanand'.

Friends from the industry and chosen mediapersons get messages from Swamiji offering tight healing virtual hugs. Tch, tch. Swamiji won't like that.