Bitchy Actress has been rushed to the hospital. She had a rage attack after seeing Priyanka Chopra on Koffee With Karan on Sunday night.

The fake filmi sharmaana every time KJo mentioned Shah Rukh Khan was just too much for her to handle. She ringed us from the hospital bed to say, "PC is clearly stuck in the Meena Kumari era. Someone please teach her how to blush.

That coy act of hers -- covering her face and lowering her eyes -- was just so fake, it'll take me a month to recover."

We are as saddened by the news of our friend's hospitalisation as we are with the fact that we can't see Pranks' live act on the sets of Don 2. How does Farhan Akhtar get any work done when his leading lady swoons everytime someone asks her about SRK!?

Meanwhile...

On the show, Karan Johar had asked PC to name one actor whose laptop she would like to steal. Her answer was : Kareena Kapoor, but I wonder if she knows how to use one. Later, Pranks got cold feet and asked the host to delete it from the show.

Also...

PC's bias against Akshay Kumar showed clearly when she named him last on the Best Actor list, as well as the Sexiest Actor list. Itna gussa ab tak?!

And...

No one was surprised when she named Shahid Kapur as number one actor in the league of Imran Khan and Ranbir Kapoor -- that one we will give her. But she also named him the sexiest. Erm...