A Dubai birdie informs that Salman Khan, who was in the desert emirate for the premiere of Ready on Wednesday, was at his witty best when asked certain questions. Here's a sample..

About fights on the sets of Ready...
"As everyone in India seems to be asking us this question, we might as well admit to it. Next question please!"

When a fan asked him: "will you marry me?"
"Sure, why not? Of course I will marry you."

His expectations from Ready
"I want this film to break the record of 3 Idiots."

Wonder what buddy Aamir Khan has to say to this?