Venue: The plush `Dreamz Unlimited` office. Present: Shah Rukh Khan, Jay Mehta, Aziz Mirza and Juhi Chawla. The lady in the group has set a new rule as code of conduct. No one, simply no one, is supposed to smoke in the office premises. And in case someone is caught puffing at the Cancer stick, there is a hefty penalty to pay.
A fine of rupees Five Hundred only, by order of Ms Juhi Chawla, has to be deposited in the suggestion box kept on the ground floor. The proceeds from the box, at the end of the month, are distributed amongst the staff. However, Shah Rukh, being Shah Rukh, has found a way around it all. He smokes openly, and when he is caught, he either dips into the `box` or gets hold of the 500 bucks beforehand - so he doesn`t feel the pinch when he has to drop it back.
Or, even better, he simply takes it from the staff beforehand; and they get it back through the `box`. As for Aziz Mirza, he has a different remedy. "The rule only applies to people upto 59 years of age. Anyone 60 and above are exempt. And I am 60, so I can smoke. Catch Shah Rukh, not me," he grinned. So now the Dreamz boys are cheating too.