Here's some of the wittiest one-liners on each of them.
On Ranveer:
>> How does it feel to be the only guy in India who is sad every time Virat Kohli scores a century?
>> Ranveer has completed four years in the industry - one year of acting and three years on getting over Anushka.
On Arjun:
>> You lost those kilos faster than Deepika (Padukone) dropped her dating standards. >> He failed 12th standard and after that, he lost a lot of weight. He is Smriti Irani in reverse. >> It takes a special person to be the least talented in a family that has Sonam and Sanjay Kapoor.
On Karan:
>> You used to hate Anurag Kashyap and now you love him. You are the opposite of Kalki (Koechlin).
>> You joked about how you pay me for reviews. You wouldn't have to pay me if you paid the f*****g scriptwriter.
>> The only reason you would come out of the closet is if you heard Jaya Bachchan was waiting outside with a thaali.