I Want to Get Laid
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. He said, "What would you like to do first, Kim?"
"I want to get weighed," she replied. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale...
Laloo Land
The criminalisation of politics has affected Bihar very badly. See this is what happens if you leave your desk in assembly for just 5 minutes.