Checkmate
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time -- George Bernard Shaw
Right on Time!
Banta's perception is quite in consonance with his thought-process and his logic proves this amply.
Babe-Watch
We may not have sexy guards like Pamela from Baywatch but they surely don't have smart guards like Santa either...
Santa's Maiden Voyage
When Titanic was sinking, Santa was the only person laughing on the deck. Wanna know why?