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After writing those wisdom fundas, Murphy also invented this wonderful thing, which will solve of all your problems, if they persist even after following his rules.
Keep using toilet paper

M. Gillingwater appeared to have mistaken the Toilet Brush, used to scrub the toilet after use, for a personal hygiene product.
Yoga vs Whisky

For teetotalers it takes years to practice this asana, but boozers can do the same with 8-10 pegs only.
One more reason to say cheers!!!!