Setting the dynamite on fire!

This big hunk has the meat at all the wrong places. What is the fun of having a dynamite if theer is nothing on you to light the fier as this beautiful woman finds out.
Lawn mower or land mower?v

It depends wher your mind is. Sometimes you can be inspired to move the land.
A trained dog!

This dog is fully trained. The owner has made him really perfect and it is a great help to its owner.
You can`t have both!

You just can`t smoke as well as have the lady of the house. Sex is one thing but you can`t make someone die of passive smoking.
Electronis sex!

Nothing runs without energy. Not even the sex gadgets. But it is wrong to excite someone and than deprive of the ultimate. So always check the things are in working condition before buying them.
The Chinese strength!

The Chinese find ways to keep their guests warm. This lady is being satisfied to her hearts content.
The hidden lover!

This guy is really caught on the wrong foot. He should have known that his wife likes big things. Which female doen`t. He should rather suffocate him by locking the almirah than confronting him.