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Rajnikanth - The Superman
For many, Rajnikanth is the one and only true superstar. He has temples devoted to him; people will wait for weeks for tickets of his films; in fact, for some Rajnikanth is the most powerful and the most charismatic.
There is one other area that Rajni Sir leads in... that of Rajnikanth Jokes. We bring you a few of these howlers. Enjoy! -
Rajinikanth and Push Ups
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
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Rajinikanth and Evolution
There is no such thing as evolution; it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
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Rajinikanth and Frostbite
Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
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Rajinikanth and Horse's Kick
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
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Rajinikanth and Snowman
Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
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Rajinikanth and Time
Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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Rajinikanth and Bedwetting
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
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Rajinikanth and Google
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
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Rajinikanth and Sneeze
Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian Ocean.
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Rajinikanth and Coffee
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
