Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Don't condemn sex of any kind, just condom it!
Sterility is not hereditary.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I believe in safe sex. I've got a handrail around the bed.
Always wear stealth condoms...they'll never see you coming.
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it.
100% reliable contraception is inconceivable.
Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
Did you hear about the man who spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.