A witch
Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided that she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two stupid and funny looking guys. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man`s room and left them to their business.
After Santa and Banta were finished, they started for home and got to talking. Banta said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?"
Santa replied, "I think mine was a witch."
Banta asked, "How`s that?"
"Well," said Santa, "When I nibbled on her breast... she passed gas and flew out the window!"
