Australian Ventriloquist in Pakistan

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him.

Usman: The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.

Ventriloquist: Hello rabbit, how's it going mate?

Rabbit: Doin' all right.

Usman: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at Usman)

Rabbit: Yep.

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Rabbit: Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play.

Usman: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Usman: Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.

Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it going buddy?

Horse: Cool.

Usman: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at the villager)

Horse: Yep.

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

Usman: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your goat?

Usman: That goat's a fucking liar I didn't do nothing I swear...