An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him.
Usman: The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.
Ventriloquist: Hello rabbit, how's it going mate?
Rabbit: Doin' all right.
Usman: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at Usman)
Rabbit: Yep.
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Rabbit: Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play.
Usman: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Usman: Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.
Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it going buddy?
Horse: Cool.
Usman: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at the villager)
Horse: Yep.
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Usman: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your goat?
Usman: That goat's a fucking liar I didn't do nothing I swear...