Bechari Indian Bhabhi

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon...

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha...

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega...

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya...?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se...?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon...

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, kaunsa Dabaaun?