Boldest Proposal
Ladka, Ladki ke Baap Se: Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!!
Baap: Kyun ??
Ladka: Kyunki Ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...
Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj PROPERTY Ke 14 Tukde Nahin Hote.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke PENIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife.
Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.
