Ek Sharabi Pharmacy Mein Ghuskar Zotr Se Bola: 5 Condom De Oye!!!
Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez Se Baat Kar Ke Bhi Banda Cheez Maang Sakta Hai.??
Sharabi Ne Jeans Ki Zip Kholi, Aur Bola: Mere Shehzade Ke Liye 5 Suit Dikhaayein Please !!!
Biwi: Mere Paas Proof Hai Ki Tumhaara Chakkar Padosan Ke Saath Hai.
Pati: Kya Proof Hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati Kal Raat Tumhaari Underwear Pahan Kar Aaya Tha.
Wife: Aaj Main Towel Mein thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..!
Pati: Phir Tune Kya Kiya?
Wife: TOWEL Ko Kholke GHUNGHAT Bana Liya...! Kuch SANSKAR Toh Mujh Mein Bhi Hain!!!
Santa: Chyawanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai..
Banta: Sach Mein??? Kaun Choosti Rehti hai... Mujhe Bhi Bata Yaar...
Santa: Abey BC... Chusti... Yaani Fitness.
Math Teacher to Pappu: Maan Lo Tumahre Paas 6 Lollypop Hain Jismein Se 3 Chintu Ne Chus Liye, 2 Ramu Ne Aur 1 Chhotu Ne Chus Liya... Batao Ki Ab Tumhare Paas Kya Bacha?
Pappu: Mere Paas Ghanta Bacha... Woh Aap Chus Lo!!!