Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hain
Bank Cashier: Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?
Fruit Seller: Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size Toh Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega.
Cloth Seller: Ek Minute Dekh Toh Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.
Tailor: Madam Blouse Mein Hum Ne Aap Ka Rakha, Ab Peticoat Mein Aap Ko Hamara Rakhna Padega.
Dhobi: Bibiji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera.
Petrol Wala: Kitna Daalu Madam??
Auto Wala: Madam Aage Se To Nahi Jayega, Piche Se Le Lu ?
Photostate Wala: Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??
Paper Wala: Madam Aap So Rahi Thi, Aapko Pata Nahi Chala, Kal To Mein Niche Se Dal Gaya Tha.
Chudi Wala: Andar Nahin Ghus Raha.
Mobile Recharge Wala: Kitna Dalu Madam?
Repair Wala: Madam Aise Nahi Hoga, Pura Khol Ke Tassalli Se Karna Padega.