Gas Pump Costume

A guy from Texas is invited to a Halloween costume party while in Chicago on business so he visits a costume shop.

He says, "I'm going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."

The girl looks him over, and then brings out a fig leaf.

He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She brings out a huge fig leaf.

He says, "Honey That's still a little on the small side....."

Not impressed she says, "Listen, Tex, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"