Indian Wife
A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one.
She gets a Santa suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black Santa! Get another suit!
Wife, gets pissed and brings a bamboo stick.
Negro: What am I to do with this?
Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!
