Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why ?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay I have taken off my clothes.
Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panties? Remove them also.
Wife: Oh No, I am not in the mood.
Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panties and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood story"!
Wife: Okay they are off. What next?
Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes are on, some cash goes missing.