Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Golu: Yaar Ek Baat Toh Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?
Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Yaar Ye Tho Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi.
Pappu, Jab 4 Month Ka Tha Tab Santa Apni Wife Jeeto Se: Tum Pappu Ko Kya Pilati Ho?
Preeto: Doodh Aur Orange Juice.
Santa Ye Sun Kar Hawa Mein Uchhla Aur Biwi Se Bola: Oye, Tune Kabhi Bataya Nahi Ki Orange Juice Kis Side Se Aata Hai???
Banta: Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
Santa: Tu Daar Mat Yaar, Agar Sapnay Sach Hotay Toh Main Pata Nahin Kitne Bachchon Ka Baap Hota.
English Teacher: Aaj Sabko 'My Best Friend' Par 10 Lines Likhni Hain.
Thodi Der Baad Pappu 1 Uthkar Puchta Hai: Madam, 'Bhosdi Ke' Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain...????
Pappu's Roomate: Yaar, Kal Exam Hai, Tum Mujhe Subah Jaldi Utha Dena.
Epic Reply From Pappu: Mera Pakad Kar So ja, Ye Subah mujhse pehle Uth Jaata Hai!!!