Remove Your Clothes and...
Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off my clothes.
Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panty? Remove them also.
Wife: Oh no, I am not in the mood.
Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panty and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood" story.
Wife: Okay, they are off. What next?
Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes on, some cash goes missing...
Out of State Peckers
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree...
Lingerie Shopping
Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel...
