Mature Jokes


Remove Your Clothes and...

Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.

Wife: Why?

Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.

Wife: Okay, I have taken off my clothes.

Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panty? Remove them also.

Wife: Oh no, I am not in the mood.

Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panty and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood" story.

Wife: Okay, they are off. What next?

Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes on, some cash goes missing...