Aunty Ne Sex Ke Baad Pappu Se Puchha: Tune Condom Kyun Nahin Lagaya???
Pappu: Aunty, Packet Pe Likha Tha - Do Not Use If The Seal is Already Broken!!!
Most Embarrassing Situation:
Banta was Sitting in a Car With His Wife. At the signal, a Callgirl comes to the wife's window and says: Paise Pehle Lle Llena... Chodne Ke Baad Ye Chutiya Discount Maangta Hai!!
Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai...
Pappu: Dad What is 69 ?
Santa: Hmmm... Well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So, What shall I write ? Odd or Even ?
Shaadi Ki Raat Pappu Ko Samajh Nahin Aa Raha Tha Ki Baat Kaise Start Kare.
Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya, Kamre Mein Sannata... Thoda Khaansne Ke Baad Pappu Bola: Aapke Gharwalon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Raat Yahin Rukeingi???