Santa Ka Ling!!!

Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya.

Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.

Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli: Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega.

Santa Hairani Se: O MadamJi, Kitna Kaatna Padega?

Lady Cleark: Poora Hi Kaatna Padega.

Ye Sun Ke Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye, Vo Clerk Se Bola: O Madam Ji, Aap Meri Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.