The Fisherman and the Golden Fish
A man caught a goldfish and as always...
"Let me go and I will grant you a wish" said the goldfish.
"But I don't need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht, more than enough money..... I only fish for pleasure" he says.
"Come on, please, let me go, I'll fulfill any wish".
"Well, ok" says the guy "From now on I wish that my dear wife and I always have an orgasm together" and releases the fish.
"Voila, granted" says the little fish.
The man picked up his fishing equipment, put it in the car and happily drove home....
On the way home he came twice.
Remove Your Clothes and...
Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...
Out of State Peckers
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree...
Lingerie Shopping
Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel...
