The Silent Fart

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    An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.

    She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

    He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."
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