500 Excuses to Give Your Wife

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    A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.

    Salesman: Hello, would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses to give your wife for staying out late?

    Woman : Why on earth would I buy a book like that ?

    Salesman: Because, I sold a copy to your husband this morning.
  • Customer Service A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for quite some time now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more..
  • Cooking Lesson A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the Kitchen, "Careful... Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many...
  • Total Solar Eclipse An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when cannibals capture him. The eclipse...
  • The Silent Fart An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
    She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go...
  • Work Telephone The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
    Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone...
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