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    Harris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

    A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

    Harris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

    The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
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