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A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family at the weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his daughter out for was so sick that he really didn't feel like driving at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and decided that for this week she would take their daughter out.
They returned just before lunch and the little girl ran upstairs to see her father.
"Well" the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with Mommy?"
"Oh yes! Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what, we didn't see a single bastard!"
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