Covering up in church

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    Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering.

    The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head.

    The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."

    "But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.

    "Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!" he insists.
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