| A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem. "I am going to do a word association test, explained the doctor. I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that comes into your mind." "Oranges," said the doctor. "Breasts," replied the patient. "Apples." "Breasts." "Watermelons." "Breasts." "Windshield wipers." "Breasts," said the patient, with the same reply. "Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges, apples, watermelons and breasts. But automobile wipers? Where's the connection there?" asked the doctor. "Easy... one on the left and one on the right!" |