| Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, "I've got a hypothetical question for you miss." The woman, curious, says, "OK, shoot." The man says, "If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?" The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers, "I guess I would.... for a million dollars." The man smiles and says, "Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?" The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man, "Of course I won't. What do you think I am!" To which the man replies, "We've already determined WHAT you are, now we're just negotiating the price." |