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    Question to Confucius:
    Woman: "If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a Real Man !! How come... ?

    Confucius: It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a 'Bad Lock'. But when One key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY"
  • Sexy Secretary A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into...
  • First Gynecologic Visit Old Mrs. Moskowitz, who was ailing, was persuaded to visit a gynecologist for the first time in her life.
    The efficient young doctor soothed her, helped her onto the table...
  • Stupid Wives Three guys are arguing about whose wife is more stupid.
    First guy says, "My wife, she just went and brought a $10,000 dress and she 8 sizes too big for it...
  • New Dentures This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled, and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached...
  • Problematic Girlfriend A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
    "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed...
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