| A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one goodreason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?" The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons: 1. It's none of your damn business; 2. She was my wife; and... 3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!" The case was dismissed, and the judge announced the following warnings: For the ladies:: PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT. For the guys: IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE? |