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    A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to her father.

    Father: "So you want to marry my daughter, what do you do for a living?"

    Man: "I just got out of prison, I will search for a job soon."

    Father: "Whaaaat! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record, what did you do?"

    Man: "I killed a person."

    Father: "What did the person do?"

    Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter."

    Father: "Welcome to the family son."
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