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    Santa hired a new chauffeur.

    Jeeto asked the chauffer to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience.

    Back home, she pleaded with Santa, "Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning."

    "Darling, don't be so hasty," replied Santa, "give him another chance."
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