Henpecked Share Broker

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    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry", she said, "Mr. Natrajan is on another line".

    "Oh, I'd only like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."

    "He's talking to his wife", the secretary replied, "Right now I'd say he's sheepish."
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    "Well, I`d have to say it`s a...
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    "He`s a magician...
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