Married Soldier!

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    Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

    1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?

    2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?

    1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
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