Setting a Password!!!

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    WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
    USER: cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
    USER: boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
    USER: 1 boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
    USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
    USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
    USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
    USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

    WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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