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    I woke up this morning and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

    I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.



    "What are you doing?" I asked her.

    She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

    Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself , "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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