Football vs Sex

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    1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

    2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

    3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

    4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

    5. Abortion = RED CARD

    6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

    7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

    8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH

    9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK

    10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

    11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

    12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

    13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME

    14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

    15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

    16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

    17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

    18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

    19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

    20.Your guy collect your chick= True pass

    21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

    22.You and your girl break up= Game over

    23. Girl tell you to stop= YELLOW CARD**
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