| 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a cup or say batting with abdomen guard. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes. 9. BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or goal. Also good for mooning. |