| Ek din ek lady tota kharidne gayi? Lady: Iski kya khasiyat hai? Dukandar: Ye bolta hai. Lady ne Tote se pucha: Main kaisi lagti hu? Tota: Saali character less lagti hai? Lady: Yeh toh bahot badtameez tota hai? Dukandar tote ko andar le gaya or zor se pani mein duba ke pucha: Bol ab gaali dega? Tota: Nahin, kabhi nahin dunga? Wo usko bahar le gaya or lady se kaha, Madam, ab puchiye. Lady: Agar mere ghar pe ek admi aye to tum kya sochoge? Tota: Apka pati hai? Lady: Agar 2 aadmi aayein toh? Tota: Apka pati aur dever? Lady: Aur agar 3 ? Tota: Apka pati, apka dever aur apka bhai? Lady: Aur maan lo ki 4 aadmi aa jayein toh kya sochoge ? Tota: Pani le aao bhai, maine to pehle hi kaha tha yeh saali character less hai. |