| There's a few men who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink. One Friday, Banta showed up late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp. Then he turned to Santa and said, "Times are getting tough my friend, I mean, just today my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week... I can't believe it." At which point Santa put his hand on Banta's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad, she's cut some guys out all together." |