| The young Swedish-American couple, having the same last names, went to the marriage license bureau. The clerk began to fill out the license form. "Your name?" he asked the prospective bride-groom. "Ole Yonson." "And your name?" the clerk asked the bride-to-be. "Hilda Yonson." "Any relation?" asked the clerk. "Yust vunce," Hilda blushed. "Ve couldn't vait." |