Previous Occupation

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    A girl wanting to be recruited during World War II, was required to fill in an application form.

    In the space opposite 'Previous Occupation' she entered 'Prostitute'.
    The Recruiting Sergeant informed that she could not be enrolled with this sort of occupation and advised that she rephrase it.
    After much thought she wrote, "Demolition of Temporary Erections".
    She was immediately recruited into the 'Sappers'.
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