| A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. The poor man asks the rich man, "What did you get your wife this year?" "I got her a Mercedes and a huge diamond ring," he replies. "Why did you get her both?" the poor man asks. "If she doesn't like the ring, she can still enjoy the Mercedes when she returns the ring," the rich man replies. "What did you get your wife?" the rich man inquires. "A pair of slippers and a dildo," the poor man replies. "Why did you get her that?" the rich man asks. "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go screw herself!" |