| Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever! Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start, you can't stop! An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it's hard... people get fucked! Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork! Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it! Life without friends is like Boobs without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS ! Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death! Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It Enough to help a Man's 'Boneless Thing' stand up. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then frustration is the Father of Masturbation! If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex! So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY |