Why did U have to die?

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    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to..."
    The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
    The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied... "My wife`s first husband."
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    The person at the receiving end cries...
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    While walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It appeared that...
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